Curse

**cosyfiep** · Jun 16, 2011, 06:07 AM // 06:07

none...dont have it, never will

do you like egg plant?

Junato · Jun 16, 2011, 11:22 AM // 11:22

its not that bad

do you like eggs

**cosyfiep** · Jun 17, 2011, 11:57 AM // 11:57

yes

what is your favorite preparation of eggs?

Junato · Jun 17, 2011, 11:12 PM // 23:12

Over-easy

what do you say to your toddler when she asks "where do babies come from?"

**cosyfiep** · Jun 18, 2011, 04:03 AM // 04:03

...2 problems here...I have no kids, nor will I ever, therefor the situation for me is mute.
Most of my siblings had 2nd kids--and they got to see mommy quite rotund ...so they said the baby is in mommy.
which is the usual answer--mommy makes them in her tummy.

why do we use such stupid language with kids? (mommy, tummy...???)

Junato · Jun 18, 2011, 08:31 PM // 20:31

Bcuz we lov em

Why do women say men are pigs when women are quite the hogs?

**cosyfiep** · Jun 19, 2011, 12:58 AM // 00:58

because we have seen how you eat when ladies arent around.

Do you like pigs?

Junato · Jun 19, 2011, 02:27 AM // 02:27

they are rodents no

did you let the dogs out?

**cosyfiep** · Jun 19, 2011, 02:49 AM // 02:49

oy, not me...AGAIN

dont you have them trained to stay put when the door is open?????

Junato · Jun 19, 2011, 05:48 PM // 17:48

No,

Who sings this?
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

_Aphotic_ · Jun 20, 2011, 05:05 AM // 05:05

Kansas, duh.

Is Kansas flat as a pancake?

**cosyfiep** · Jun 20, 2011, 06:50 AM // 06:50

I have seen some pretty lumpy pancakes---

Is kansas lumpy???

Junato · Jun 22, 2011, 02:01 AM // 02:01

i have to go to the toilet to find out

where is the love?

**cosyfiep** · Jun 24, 2011, 05:41 AM // 05:41

I believe you left it in the bathroom.

do you like legos?

Junato · Jun 24, 2011, 11:54 AM // 11:54

they are alright?

When is the apocalypse?

**cosyfiep** · Jun 24, 2011, 11:58 AM // 11:58

well, thats a trick question as well as a long winded reply--but lets just say--you probably wont live to see it, k?

do you really want the answer to that question?

Junato · Jun 24, 2011, 11:59 AM // 11:59

yes, when is the end of the world?

**cosyfiep** · Jun 24, 2011, 12:01 PM // 12:01

If I tell you, you will die...and then, that will be the end of the world for you.

good enough?????

Junato · Jun 24, 2011, 12:03 PM // 12:03

I think the end of the world will be in 50 years from now when the Earth will be uninhabital place like stephen hawkins said. Its just a matter when.

So, would it be pointless to start a family now when stephen hawkins said that?

**cosyfiep** · Jun 24, 2011, 12:05 PM // 12:05

who said that stephen knows the will of the gods? (or that of the planet)...when there are lots of others who say otherwise (and have just as much credibility)?